The Swelling Ranks of the Snowman Army

So with the holidays upon us, we had a brief moment to catch up on our SNOWMEN HUNTERS paperwork and get some answers from the snowman hunter, Sherman Rance.

A lot of people have been asking us here and at our website, Zanzibar19.com, what the ranks of the Snowman Army of America are, and if they can join.

The simple answer is yes. Simply sign up for the newsletter, and you’re in as an apprentice snowman assassin. Get your friends, family and neighbors to sign-up, and you can rise in the ranks. Do a video response to us on YouTube, and up you go. Who knows? You rise far enough, and you could be commanding the hunt for snowmen.

So, after a lot of screaming and yelling, and bribing with beer (it’s Sherman’s weakness) we’ve been able to find out the ranks in the Snowman Army of America. So as you join the army, and bring glory and honor to it’s ranks (not hard, given where it’s starting) you and your friends can rise in the ranks.

So, here are most of the ranks of the Snowman Army. Try to contain yourself.

Commander-In-Ass-Kicking-and-Name-Takin’ – Rank Held by Sherman Rance
Chief Wolverine
Chuck Norris
[Approximately 15 to 42 Classified Ranks Here]
Black belt bad-ass mother fucker
Shit-kicker
Mean sum’bitch
Tsar
Chancellor
Emperor
Minister
Praetor
Prince
Rambo
Proconsul
Regent
Five Star General
Admiral of the Fleet
Admiral
Four Star General
Governor
Commodore
Consul
Three Star General
Major General
Grand Nagus
Brigadier General
Commander
Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
Dohlman
Major
Lieutenant-Commander
First Lieutenant
Lieutenant
Second Lieutenant
Sub-Lieutenant/Master’s Mates
Sergeant Major of the Army
Command Sergeant
Sergeant Major
Master Sergeant
Sergeant First Class
Staff Sergeant
Sergeant
Master
Corporal
Nagus
Surgeon
Purser
Boatswain
Carpenter
Gunner
Midshipmen
Chaplain
Private First Class
Private
Uhlan
Assistant Snowman Assassin
Apprentice Snowman Assassin

Thanks for watching.

C&R

~ by zanzibar19 on November 24, 2006.